I am delighted to announce that I have, over many years of hard work and effort, developed a way to conclusively measure sound quality.
It's amazing.
Of course, it won't keep happy or make quiet those looking to use their existing audio measuring tools for this daunting task, but that is ok.
We understand nothing will.
Given that today is a day for fool's jokes and goofs one might think that's what this is all about.
But they would be wrong.
No, seriously, I've got it figured out.
It should come as no surprise that just like I can consistently rely upon my sense of taste and smell to identify things that resonate with me, I can do the same with my ears.
Wait! We've known that all along.
Yes, indeed we have. I was just confirming what you already knew.
Sometimes that's what we need.
