- Michael's Frem-Cheese Mushroom Pizza
- Steven's Stone-dogs
- Rocky Mountain Audio Fest Oysters
- John's As-If-Ken’s-Son Smoked Bangers and Mash
- Steve's Vegan Gut-’N-Burg'r w/Purple Onions
- “Part-Time” Anchovy Poppers
- Dark-O’-the-Woods Dried Fungi with Chocolate Ganache
- Nelson's Passy-Perfect "Straight Class A" Lobster and Spinach Pie with Old-Growth Merlot-Leaf Dolmas
- Paul’s Mc-Gowin'-to-Oahu Spam Musubi with Mango Chutney and “Hawaiian staple” Mac(aroni) Salad with “Best Foods” Mayo (and Truffled Mango)
- Jonathan's Scull-candied Apples with Crème Anglaise
- Dave's Clark Bar with Apricot Nougat
- Harry's Piercing Sticky Toffee Pudding
- Gordon's "Halt-the-Seeds" Indian Hot Pickles and Naan
- Herb's Wheat-and-a-ton Tri-Platter of Butter, Homemade Savory Crackers, and Warm Gruyère
- Bob's Graham Cracker Crust Passion Fruit Cheesecake
- Eggs Art Dudley (a real, tested recipe created in memory of Art): Scrambled Eggs on a Warm Biscuit with Butter, Millionaire’s Bacon, and Béchamel Sauce
- Wine
- Beer
- The Macallan 25
- Soft Drinks
- Coffee with Lyra Stylus Performance Treatment (well, not really; just the coffee)
- Tea
- Jana’s ”Downward Dog” Kombucha